Trying to kill myself

I am so darn bored today and I've decided to try out something brand new to put into my blog. I. Am. Going. To. Rant... in English.

Now please note that my English is crap and yes, I am that bored that I've decided to kill myself. You'll get what I mean when you read on.

It's been around a two months since I created this blog and truth to be told, I've never updated blogs as regularly as this. And I've been blog-walking around quite often too. (for those who doesn't understand the term, "blog-walking" is basically going around reading blogs on the internet).

After going to several blogs; I've noticed that some of the blogs I read are simply... stupid, disturbing, gag-worthy, and a waste-of-my-time-to-even-wait-for-it-to-load.

I've classified these blogs into three types:

1. The infamous emo blog.
2. The "I'm so smart" blog.
3. The retarded otaku blog.

First, the emo blog.

As annoying as normal emo blogs can be, nothing beats the INDONESIAN emo blog--written in crap English.

These blogs' entries have no purpose at all besides to say that "hey my life is so sad". I understand that some people want to tell the world that their life sucks, but do they have to exaggerate it so much like their life is a sign of the end of the world?! OMFG MY LIFE SUCKS! I SEE DARK PAST AND... DARK FUTURE!!!

And what's worst about it is that they can't type English with correct grammar for life but they still tried to type in some random hideous word to emphasize their pain and torment. Something like;

"Dear blog,
My mom beat me up again today and it were malodorous. The pain, the pain."

Oh Emo kid, the only reason why I pity you is because you are such a big retarded drama-king. And I probably understand why your mom beat you up. It's probably because you got kicked out from school for not doing well--or should I say; EPIC FAIL?

If I were you, Emo kid, I would not waste my time slitting my wrists--I'd take a chain saw and chop it off!

And yes, being you sucks, Emo kid. I understand.


The "I'm So Smart" blog (a.k.a. Mary-Sue blog)

Yes. It exists, people. It does. These Mary-sue in real life are desperate of showing how talented they are through their blog.

I don't know about the international blogs because I'm not very familiar with it. As I said, my English is crap and I don't really enjoy reading blogs in English. But anyways, the INDONESIAN Mary-sue blog is TWICE as annoying as the INDONESIAN emo blog.

The first reason is because it is written in CRAP English just like the emo blog--but with better grammar and a wider variety of vocabulary to emphasize their talents.

What I hate about these blogs are they are so... unrealistic.

These people would probably think the comments left on their entries are stupid and they get offended easily when people tried to criticize them. They would also get pissed off if people point out their mistakes (such as in English).

I often find these blogs written in some sort of poetic structure for unknown reason that ended up making me puked for trying too hard to understand the meaning of just one paragraph. (And once, I've realized the meaning of the whole passage was simply; I am going to be very busy these weeks because I'm joining the Math Olympics--and yes, it took the whole entry to explain it.)

The Retarded Otaku blog

Now, don't get me wrong. I am completely fine "otaku blog". I am a big-time fan of Danny Choo. God, I love him so much I'd marry all his action figures. Oppai! Okay, not really. But you get the idea.

I'm talking about the retarded otakus. Or should I say; the retarded wanna-be INDONESIAN otaku who are desperate about going international to Japan.

Compared to the Emo blogs and the Mary-sue blogs, the Retarded Otaku blogs are the WORST.

They are using both crap English AND crap Japanese!

Every time I open this type of blog my eyes bleed seeing all those grammar mistakes mixed with KAWAII, BAKA, SUGOI!!! things.

Look, I am not saying I don't want to go to Japan. I also study Japanese. But I don't abuse the language like all these retarded wanna-be otakus did.

Seriously, if you want to speak in English, please stick to it. Don't butcher Japanese language and put random words from an anime into your sentence. It doesn't make you look smart in either English or Japanese. It doesn't make you look smart at all.

I bet if a Japanese happen to stumble into your blog and this Japanese understands English, he or she would either be puking or laughing their asses off. SRSLY.


I think that's all for this entry. I guess it is enough to kill my self.

And if you're going to criticize me for complaining about other Indonesians' crap English while I myself is an I an Indonesian with crap English, well at least I DO admit that my English sucks. Plus, this is the only entry that I've written in full English. I hope I won't be doing it again for a long time. Maybe.

Thanks for reading. Feel free the comment.